Funny Convo

So I was in the public toilet and had just sat down. A voice from the next stall said “Hi, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said “I’m doing fine.” The voice said, “So what are you up to?” I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here I guess.” From next door, “Can I come over?” Annoyed, I said, “Uhh… rather busy right now.” The voice then said, “Listen I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.”

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

Old SKool Weezy

This is the Carter

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Light travels faster than sound; that’s why one often appears bright until you hear them speak.
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

Funny quote of the day

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